Yes, I would like a little cheese with my whine right now. Bess is driving me crazy! According to my Excel file on Bess' heat cycle (I TOLD you I have an obsession with Excel!), her hoochiness is setting in earlier and earlier in her cycle. It's not by huge amounts, but it's creeping in there. Right now it's like I have a split personality dog. The one that I'm used to having around is locked away somewhere. The one that is currently here is a hooker. But don't worry boys, you needn't buy the cow because this one's giving the milk away for FREE! Bleck! Seriously though. If you have the appropriate male accoutrements and a pulse, this bitch isn't picky!Bess is so hard up for physical contact from Heffner that she is letting him do pretty much anything to her. Normally she plays the part of the annoying little sister, constantly harassing him. He is now exacting his revenge on her and was using her head as a kneading post while they were laying down. He tried shoving her head away with his big feet and she just kept coming back for more. I know that my mind will most likely change in a couple weeks when I start to get the normal Bess back, but this aggravation has me seriously reconsidering getting another female dane.
Bitches! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
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Oh I can sympathize!
I don't know what's worse, the hooker-ness or the psycho false pregnancy stuff. Layla's gets worse and worse. She's the first female dog I've had, and obviously she's still intact so it's quite the experience.
Good luck with it! I'll never forget when I found her and Casey - the neutered, old Lab - tied in the yard. I looked appalled, Casey looked ashamed and Layla looked so pleased with herself.
...or as our man human says "Women, can't live with them...can't shoot 'em!" hee heee! Hope life gets back to normal for you soon, Dex & Louis xx
Sort of glad I have two females. I don't think I could handle having a male in the mix. I just have to chuckle though - Bess was my grandma's name. LOL!
hilarious! i can't imagine having one of those huzzies... you and Mr. WD have the excel thing in common. i never use it. he uses it for everything. he used it for making our fence on july 4th: http://www.wilddingo.com/2008/07/29/wild-dingos-rockin-july-4th-holiday-week/ (read # 10 in the post)
anyway... it's a sickness. there's no cure. sorry. sort of like my need to buy domain names all the time and never use them.
Yeah I can commiserate, Whisper just came into heat and out the window goes the next several weeks of agility trials..Bummer... hard to get a MACH when nature calls. Since I plan to breed her agility will be in the future-as well utility training!!
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